If They Do This on a First Date, LEAVE!

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

How hard is it to be a decent human on a first date? Apparently harder than you’d think! We are breaking down bad date behavior and bright red flags – everything from misogynistic remarks to showing up drunk to not asking you a single question – and then sharing our tactic for how to leave if the date is going south. Plus, we’re sharing 3 shocking/hilarious date stories from our listeners. Before we get into the topic, we’re talking about Love is Blind, Ashley moving, Rayna’s tips for taking a bath with someone, and the best mood lighting for sex. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	I feel like there has never been more information available in the history of time for how to not
0:04.9	act like a piece of shit on a first date and you need to use it. Hi guys. Welcome back to the
0:25.0	Welcome back to the episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
0:27.0	Welcome back.
0:28.0	So I am unwell. I'm fucked up and you know how I know because I drove all the way here downtown in a
0:37.4	monsoon no music actually now
0:41.3	first of all unhinged behavior second of all, unhinged behavior.
0:43.9	Second of all, extra unhinged for me.
0:45.4	I don't roll like that.
0:46.7	I never have.
0:47.3	Some people are more like that.
0:48.5	I respect it.
0:49.5	Live your truth.
0:50.1	Like some people drive more without music.
0:51.8	Never in my life.
0:52.6	Now I've done you drive to Spotify with no music.
0:54.8	Being in the car and music are synonymous that's a thing it'd be crazy not to play music in the
0:58.9	car.
0:59.9	You're like a serial killer you get in the car with something they're not playing me?
1:01.6	What if you went on a date with somebody and they're like,
1:03.0	I prefer no music?
1:04.8	Okay, let me ask you this.
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