If Kristin Keeps Doing This One Thing At Home Her Husband Is Going To Cut Her Off!
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🗓️ 13 December 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:56.9 | So producer Katie, who is, who comes over and will babysit Jimmy from time to time, |
| 1:08.4 | they get along. It's so sweet. They love each other. And I told him, yes. And Jimmy |
| 1:14.9 | and Katie as well. Yeah. I think my husband likes Katie more and they likes me right |
| 1:18.7 | now. I don't blame her. So I'm a lot these days. So I taught Jimmy and |
| 1:25.3 | do dance. And I told him like, I taught Jimmy and do dance. And she's like, you did. And |
| 1:29.0 | I go, yeah. And I go, so I'm teaching my son the important things in life like how |
| 1:34.1 | to twerk. So right before bedtime, when I take his diaper off, he's just in the bathroom |
| 1:38.5 | and he's like his little bear butt. And so he'll hold on to the side of the shower and |
| 1:41.7 | go, boop, boop, boop, boop. And then if I twerk, he comes up and he smacks my butt. |
| 1:51.1 | But what point is that inappropriate? 17. 17. I'm going to have a good freshman here. |
| 1:58.1 | Is this the annoying thing that you're doing that bar does take your pictures of me? |
| 2:03.8 | Oh, no, that's something different. There's another annoying thing. |
| 2:06.0 | Ah, bless. Yeah. I need to work on myself. Okay. So is this one that he has always |
| 2:09.3 | sort of complained about? And you just don't know how much you do it or. |
| 2:12.7 | I had no idea how often I make this infraction in our home. And this is, it's a newer |
| 2:19.7 | issue. And he is now taking it upon himself that every time I do this, he takes a picture |
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