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LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

On LuAnna this week: Imo finally got a response from Hermes, Lu and Anna are going to be vision boarding together and Lu’s under strict instructions to take it seriously, Luisa’s googling if people regret their kids and taught her 4 year old to use the toaster, we’ve a jellyfish fact and reminisce about the time Lu was stung on the nunn.
Plus, Adele cancelling her Vegas residency with 24 hours to spare, the 4 day working week trial, a little shout out to a listener who’s hit some hard times, taking a tea for a poo, Chipstick discharge and a boney rant.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Time for a quick advert!
0:02.0	Okay Anna, today we have a message in from anonymous, so we've called her Mord.
0:06.4	Right, go on.
0:07.6	She says,
0:08.3	Hey Luanna in ammo, please help me.
0:10.9	I've been invited to my best mates,
0:12.8	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog's puppy shower.
0:15.8	Oh, not another one of those.
0:18.0	She says, and I need an excuse to get out of it.
0:21.1	I already know, I'll never hear the end of it if I don't go.
0:24.2	I'm very close with my best mates,
0:26.4	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog.
0:28.2	But I cannot stand puppy showers at the best of times.
0:31.9	Please help me find a decent excuse. Love Mord.
0:35.3	I mean, I don't blame her.
0:37.2	I mean, right, Lulu, I mean, what can she say?
0:39.3	No, she's washing her hair.
0:40.9	I mean, too obvious.
0:42.3	What about she's busy running away from her husband on the moon?
0:45.3	Oh, I've got it.
0:46.9	I mean, she can't possibly go,
0:48.3	because she's busy buying pet insurance
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