If I Ruled the World: Creating Chaos with Anele and Sizwe [VIDEO]

What Now? with Trevor Noah

Spotify Studios

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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This round of If I Ruled the World is going down in South Africa. Trevor invites friends-of-the-show Anele Mdoda and Sizwe Dhlomo to give ruling the world a try. Elections. Human Connection. Mandatory commuting. It’s all in the timing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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