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What Now? with Trevor Noah

If I Ruled the World: Careful What You Think [VIDEO]

What Now? with Trevor Noah

SiriusXM & Day Zero Productions

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The world’s a bit of a mess right now – maybe Trevor, Christiana, and Josh can come up with some fixes. It’s another If I Ruled the World episode. This week’s suggestions are… intimate? Their rulings are infiltrating your screens, bedrooms, and minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:58.8

I just, because I do want to vote yes for one of your ideas, Trevor, because I don't think I ever have.

1:04.6

Right? So I really do, I really do. I don't want it. I, because, you know, people hit me up. They're like, stop bullying Trevor.

1:12.1

And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not bullied him.

1:14.7

He's just like, he says crazy stuff.

1:16.3

Like, so as my friend and my brother, I want to support you and your idea.

1:25.8

This is What Now with Trevor Noah.

1:28.7

You ready to rule the world?

1:39.3

Yeah.

1:40.3

Always am.

1:41.5

Living.

1:42.5

Welcome to my favorite game, if I ruled the world. as I tell both of you and anyone who listen, my dream is to be a dictator of a very small nation, of a group of people who not wanted me to be a dictator, but they were like, yeah, this sounds like a cool idea.

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