If I Could Turn Back Time feat. Comedian Matteo Lane

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

We have the incomparable Matteo Lane (comedian, artist, celebrity expert) impersonating everyone from Cher to Adele, while also chatting about recovering from a painful breakup, the challenge of balancing a thriving career and a relationship, and how to handle a partner who is having doubts about you. We also answer our first Is This Weird? email from a man (honey, it's juicyyy), and introduce a new segment analyzing all our favorite pop queens of the past (Britney, Lindsay, etc). Enjoy!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I love this story.
0:03.6	Keep it going.
0:06.6	That one night we left the bar and he says,
0:11.9	are we sleeping in my house or yours?
0:13.5	Yeah.
0:14.5	Hi guys.
0:30.8	Welcome back to another episode of Girls That Eat episode two of the year.
0:34.8	We're back to counting.
0:36.6	Back to counting.
0:37.6	I couldn't count high enough.
0:39.7	When did you make me stop counting at number three?
0:42.0	No, we went to like four.
0:44.7	No, I thought it was like seven or eight.
0:48.0	We never know.
0:48.8	Oh, we don't have.
0:49.6	Oh my god.
0:50.6	We're not six.
0:51.6	You knew what I was going to say.
0:52.6	We haven't had so long to do what we do this podcast for.
0:56.0	Sorry.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Today we have such a fun episode.
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