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If All Crimes Were Legal For A Day, Which Crimes Would You Commit? - 491

3ShotsOfTequila

3ShotsOfTequila

Comedy

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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The 3ShotsOfTequila Podcast - Episode 491


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- Part 2 - Topics: Diddy Stepped On Mase's Trainers, Sisqo & Joe, Marvin Is Terrible At Names, The Pressure Of Penalties, Try Not To Laugh, If All Crimes Were Legal, Couples Online Stuff, She's My Pal + More


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0:00.0

The funny story is when Mace was saying that like he had some, you heard it on,

0:04.0

with Mace was like, yeah, Puffy had some new Air Force Ones on, and I came from outside and I must have like stepped on his trainer by accident.

0:13.0

And I was like, oh my bad, sorry, my bad.

0:17.0

And then Puffy was like, no, cool, cool, cool, man, don't mind, it's cool, cool, it's cool cool cool so later on that day Puffy went outside and stepped in like the mud and some soil and that

0:26.9

walked in stepped on Mace's trainers oh he's that guy Mace was like what are you doing and

0:33.4

Puffy was like my bad man he's that guy And the way Mace told you the story is hilarious, because Mace was like, hey, yo. You know, like him and Mace, I mean, him and Canby laughing. They were crying in the studio. He's like, boy, and he says, from that day, I realized what kind of guy Puff he was. And I was like do you know what fair fair game that Puffy's basically saying there's never on my bad because I'll do it to you. Them kind of guy you just got to stay away from them man like but not but I hear it to a degree though I didn't step your trainers on purpose I hear you but you're still stepped on them and they're dirty now Okay So you're going to intentionally

1:12.0

Your crime's worse than mine I'm not going to say that I'm not saying I would intentionally do it But I understand No but no There's not justify this guy's behaviour Man No no Remove him from this Because No I'm too much in general Could be anyone Because him in this scenario it sounds mad

1:27.2

Let me

1:27.7

Let me reframe it

1:28.5

Yeah

1:28.6

So we're about to leave

1:30.1

The studio

1:30.6

Whatever

1:30.9

We jump in our car No, I'm too much in general. Could be anyone. Because him in this scenario, it sounds mad. Let me, let me reframe it, yeah.

1:28.7

So we're about to leave the studio, whatever.

1:30.9

We jump in our cars. I accidentally bump into your car. I look right down the window. I look, it's you. Oh, my bad. You're like, nah, it's cool, school. You said it's cool, you know? You didn't say I'll taser pay for the damages or buy me a new pair.

1:42.4

You said it's cool.

1:43.2

All right, cool.

1:43.9

So next week now we come to the studio.

1:45.9

I park my car.

1:46.6

Come out.

1:47.3

You've rammed your... You didn't say how Taser pay for the damages or buy me a new pair. You said it's cool. All right, cool. So next week now we come to the studio, I park my car, come out.

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