Idiots of the internet. What is the stupidest thing you've done? Responded to my own Craigslist ad

looking for a roommate. I literally thought, oh, she sounds cool, and only realized after I received

the email from myself. I was riding my bike and wondered what would happen if I stuck my feet

in the spokes of my front

tire? The answer? Flipped over the handlebars, broke my two front teeth, and I got road rash

on half my face. Late for work, running around the house looking for my keys, ran upstairs,

saw them on the desk, pointed at them and said to the air, there they are, I was nearly back at the

front door when I realized I hadn't actually picked them up.

I got pretty wasted on tranquilizers and booze. That would already be stupid enough, but my

sourced up brain had bigger plans. Being done with my bender, I decided to go home by public bus, which I'd just

missed and could see driving down the road. So I did exactly what would be the reasonable and

responsible thing to do. I flagged down the cop car that was approaching and asked him to pull over

the bus. He asked if I'd been drinking, so I said, yes, that's why I'm taking the bus home instead

of driving. He said he'd give me a lift, and I got in. I have no recollection of what happened

until the next day, but my mum told me a very nice police officer dropped me off at home,

and I'd drooled all over his back seat. I work as a substitute middle school teacher. At the beginning of each day,

the kids listen to the announcements. One time, they announced that one of the students who had been

battling a terminal illness passed away the night before. So me, being the great guy that I am,

decided to give the students five minutes of time to sit quietly and reflect.

Then I decided to lighten the mood by calling attendance. So I used bizarre inflection to entertain the

students. I called out, Tyler? No response. Called it out again, no response. Finally, one student

piped up and said that was the kid that we had

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