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ICYMI | The Funniest Guy on Slate's Slack

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Society & Culture, Technology, History

4.6636 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, host Kate Lindsay is joined by Slate senior writer Ben Mathis-Lilley to say goodbye after eleven years at Slate. Ben was responsible for iconic stories like “Wouldn’t It Be Nice to Get Knocked Out Cold With a Shovel for Exactly Six Weeks and Five Days?”, and is known as the “funniest person in Slack” despite spending his days reporting on our terrifying political climate. How does Ben stay sane and positive online when the internet is engulfed with bad news? One thing’s for certain: It’s not in his University of Michigan football Discord.  Get more of ICYMI with Slate Plus! Join for exclusive bonus episodes of ICYMI and ad-free listening on all your favorite Slate podcasts. Subscribe from the ICYMI show page on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Or, visit slate.com/icymiplus for access wherever you listen. This podcast is produced by Daisy Rosario, Vic Whitley-Berry, Candice Lim, and Kate Lindsay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Why are businesses like HelloVet choosing Apple products and services?

0:04.8

So we started the business two years ago.

0:07.2

We had a few people who were used to PCs and this was their first foray into Macs.

0:12.5

But it's been super smooth getting everyone onto those devices and everyone seems really, really happy.

0:18.0

Find out how Mac can help you run and grow your business at Apple.com forward slash

0:23.6

HelloVet.

0:47.3

Hey, I'm Kate Lindsay, and you're listening to I-C-Y-M-I, or in case you missed it, Slate's podcast about internet culture.

0:52.7

And we're joined Stay on the Pod by Slate's senior writer Ben Mathis-Lilly. Ben, welcome.

0:56.2

Thank you for having me. I'm very excited to be a part of this cultural phenomenon. Yes, on your last week at Slate, no less. I know, I know. Bittersweet.

1:02.1

It's kind of like senior week. Like, anything goes. Exactly. Yeah, I'm going to write a couple

1:07.6

articles about politics on the internet. I mean, maybe I should do something more fun than that.

1:12.4

That was the only thing I had planned.

1:19.6

I mean, yeah, you could literally kind of get away with whatever you want.

1:22.1

Like, what are they going to do, ask you to leave?

1:23.8

Mm-hmm.

1:25.1

I did get fired from a job on the last day once in high school. Oh, my God. Okay. So you could maybe break that record now here. Well, no, I want to stick it out this time. Oh, yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. So we are actually here to honor your past 11 years at Slate, where you wrote such pieces as, wouldn't it be nice to get knocked out cold with a shovel for exactly six weeks and five days?

1:47.9

And that honestly needs no context, but in the context of it is awaiting the 2020 election where I felt very similar.

1:56.2

And it actually led to the creation of something called the shovel meter.

2:00.3

Could you explain the shovel meter really

2:01.9

briefly? I think it was just like, I mean, how badly you wanted to get knocked out with a shovel

2:06.5

at any given time, right, given what was happening in the, in the political discourse at the

2:13.9

moment. You know, yeah, pretty self-explan. Like you said, I think people really just like immediately grasped that concept. You know, it's like one of those, when you're writing stuff sometimes, it's like, okay, we've got a joke in Slack or whatever. And it's like, is that going to translate to people who are not already talking to us about this exact subject? Yeah. But that one, like, it just, it just spoke to the moment. What would you say your

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