Icelandic Meat

Urgent Care with Joel Kim Booster + Mitra Jouhari

Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On the inaugural episode of Urgent Care, Joel and Mitra offer advice on being honest about lies early on in a relationship, how to connect with a brother, exacting revenge, and more! Ask us some q’s! Our number is 323-334-0371 + our email is: [email protected]. CONTACT US, IF YOU DARE! This episode is brought to you by Betterhelp (www.betterhelp.com/urgent code: URGENT), Rothy’s (www.rothys.com/urgent), and skillshare (www.skillshare.com/urgent).

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0:00.0	I'm going to go silent at two.
0:03.0	Oh!
0:04.0	Oh!
0:05.0	This is Urchic Care.
0:10.0	Urch. Erchir. Virgin Mary, Pergiers.
0:24.0	I will be the fucking die.
0:26.0	I see a lot of myself in this collar.
0:28.0	Same here.
0:30.0	Hello! welcome to Urge and Care.
0:39.0	Wait, we can't do that.
0:41.0	I know, I thought you knew I was joking. Nope. I thought it was happening.
0:45.6	Okay you guys. Well we're off to a terrible start. This is I think a great encapsulation of what you can expect from me Joel Kimboster.
0:56.6	I'm Meijra Jahari.
0:57.8	And we are two gigantic disasters walking around and we feel like we are in a position in life
1:06.2	where we can give you advice and help you with your life.
1:09.3	Yeah, you know we don't have much figured out but we have some figured out and we're going to talk about everything
1:16.2	not just the stuff we have figured out
1:18.7	we're gonna give advice on everything
1:21.6	that's great yeah you, you know urgent care. Urgent care is the place you go when you don't have any other options available.
1:28.8	When you have no insurance and you think you have a UTI.
1:32.4	And you're in a hurry to get it figured out and you don't want to go through maybe
1:36.0	the definitely not the proper and certain maybe not even the necessary steps exactly
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