Ice Spice Mean Girl PowerPoint, Olive Hater Taste Test, Christian Girl Autumn Vibes - H3 Show #60

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.8 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2024

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of The H3 Show Ethan, Hila, and the gang get a break down on Ice Spice's fall from grace, we have a Christian Girl Autumn, and Ethan does his best to bring the haters over to the light of being a chad olive enjoyer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.0	My name is Ethan Klein and I'm here to sell you the Sham Wow, that's right it cleans
0:39.0	It doesn't stain it absorbs way more water than you think it would you squeeze it out. It dries off it could be all yours for the slow low price of 1999 you look go ahead and tell them how great the shamuau was
0:51.2	What are we doing? It's sorry you are on the wrong show? This is the
0:56.9	Shamwau shopping network because of the mics. I don't know it's the sham well but I think I get the reference. It was a heavy
1:06.9	infomercial that was going on. Guys we haven't given up. We've been tweaking instead of peaking.
1:16.0	Ooh. It's audio. That's audio jargon.
1:20.0	Uh, and we also found a potentially another one that might be even better than this one.
1:27.2	We got we got our eyes and ears out there. We're spreading our net.
1:31.4	I feel so important with this microphone. I am
1:35.0	determined to be the only podcaster who multitask as a sham wow salesman. And I
1:41.8	was saying I feel so exposed like not having something here in front of me.
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