Ibn Battuta
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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There is nothing better than a boys trip! Perhaps a nice road trip with one you love, your sig-oth? Well, Ibn Battuta took a solo journey of about 75,000 miles alone. Ibn took a 25 year road trip all over Afro-Eurasia in the 1300's. Strider explores some of Ibn's 14th century perspective.
Sources: Wikipedia.org, Britannica.com, Orias.berkeley.edu
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| 0:00.0 | Go for it. |
| 0:01.4 | Frigin what up, dude. |
| 0:02.9 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:04.9 | That's mine. |
| 0:05.4 | Going to be called History is Night. |
| 0:08.8 | History is dangling. |
| 0:10.8 | We're strenuous. |
| 0:16.4 | Dankness from the past. |
| 0:19.8 | Dankness from the past. Dankness from the past. |
| 0:29.9 | What up, dude. |
| 0:31.9 | Aaron had to regale you there with some nice, |
| 0:33.9 | freaking dank-ass lyrics, dude. |
| 0:35.4 | I appreciate it. |
| 0:36.2 | Like, you know, like friggin Pippin does |
| 0:38.5 | and Lord of the Rings |
| 0:39.8 | and Menisterreth with Farmer and Boromir's dad, dude, the steward of Gondor. Yeah, while he's eating like a fucking maniac. Yeah, he's housing the food too viciously, dude, disgusting. Cherry tomatoes. If you watch it with subtitles, dude, I watch stuff with subtitles now because I'm a friggin adult, dude. |
| 0:54.9 | I like to know exactly what's going on, taking information fully, dude, even |
| 0:58.2 | if it's in English, my native language, dude. It says, chewing loudly. |
| 1:04.6 | It's more than that. Dude, what is up, Aaron? What's crapping in, dude? |
| 1:10.1 | Dude, just absolutely crushed it at my |
| 1:13.5 | buddy's, uh, with a speech at my buddy's wedding. Did you really? Oh, yeah. Let's go. |
| 1:18.7 | Fucking rocked it. Hell yes, dude. Yeah. Perfect balance of a little bit of humor, but sentiment, |
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