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Dumb People Town

Ian Karmel - Rug Dog

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Jason warns about a bride that wants a silent wedding, Daniel details a woman that advertises her best friend to farmers for marriage, and Randy attempts to explains how an Aussie family made a rug of their beloved, deceased dog, and so much more!

Transcript

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0:30.0

It's a way our guns are taken down.

0:33.0

Stick around, make sound,

0:34.7

underdown these dumb people, town.

0:37.1

Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People,

0:40.5

Town.

0:41.2

Population News.

0:42.0

Population Carmel.

0:43.5

Yeah.

0:44.2

Carmel.

0:45.5

Welcome to the show, buddy.

0:46.6

I'm Thomas Hell.

0:47.6

You are Thomas Hell and you are perfect for the show.

0:49.9

Oh my god, I'm so happy you're here.

0:51.9

I'm so happy we get a chance to do this with you.

0:53.9

You've been locked in a fantastic writing job

0:56.9

for years and years.

0:58.0

I know we've been trying to do it forever.

1:00.4

And it was always like a Tuesday at 11.

1:02.2

I'm like, I can't do it.

1:03.6

I'll be in a writers room at that time.

1:05.2

I'm going to be writing monologues for James Corden.

1:07.4

I know.

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