Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise
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Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Ian discovered he was weird and chats about toxic masculinity, ghosting therapists, being a closeted half homosexual, his boner origin story, cruising, sex addiction, why he cut his long hair, and opening for Dave Attell.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm here in hell. It's a hot one today. I'm with Ian Fy dance who we both been sitting |
| 0:19.2 | in the same building for a good 20 solid minutes. Oh yeah. Without knowing we both were here |
| 0:24.6 | and it's a very conservative estimate. I was like you good and he's like yeah I'm good. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm outside. Didn't realize outside was right outside. I said I was outside smoking which |
| 0:35.6 | would entail being outdoors because you're not allowed to smoke in buildings in New York |
| 0:41.1 | City anymore because of fucking Giuliani. But you were just sitting in the lobby while I was |
| 0:47.2 | in the studio patiently waiting and you know what? It made us closer. Yes. Ian Fy dance. I'm |
| 0:51.8 | looking at your website. I haven't read it yet but let's let's read it now. Ian Fy dance is an |
| 0:56.8 | offbeat yet upbeat New York City comic from Delaware. Yes. What the fuck does that mean? |
| 1:03.2 | Upbeat means positive and that's also a reference to SCA because in SCA it's played with |
| 1:11.6 | upbeat. Okay. Okay we're getting a big fan of SCA. And offbeat means you know off the |
| 1:20.2 | beaten path kind of like weird a little so I'm offbeat yet upbeat. Do you think you're |
| 1:26.2 | weird? I didn't know I was weird until like recently and it's so funny because my best friend |
| 1:32.5 | in high school was like the biggest weirdo and I thought that like everyone thought like |
| 1:37.3 | oh Ian's the straight guy and he's the crazy guy and it's like no everyone was like oh here |
| 1:42.6 | comes two legitimately crazy people and I had no idea that I was weird. You thought you |
| 1:47.8 | were keeping him safe. I thought everyone else was fucking weird and fucking you know looney |
| 1:52.0 | tunes and then all of a sudden I found out that the call was coming from inside the house. |
| 1:56.4 | You know weird is a social construct and I love weird people and that's why I have you |
| 2:00.8 | on. Well thank you. You're Nikki Glazer as said he's on a short list of people who have |
| 2:05.1 | made me pee laughing. Yes. I love that she need to say you know it's pretty much like |
| 2:10.7 | yes. Yes. Because over giant is still tight. Yes. Yes. Yes. I forget but a power act by David |
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