Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen Explain How Selena Gomez Heckled Jordan Ft. Tony Hale

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Timecodes: 01:22:59 - Tony Hale Interview Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen - The difference between guys and girls getting rejected - Ian’s very loud s*x - How they became friends - Jordan’s horrific childhood playground game - Allowing your significant other to have a hall pass - Jordan’s mom’s terrible advice on how to give a Bj - Jordan Peterson - Drugs - Selena Gomez heckled Jordan on stage - And much more Tony Hale: - Tony gives actually great advice on how to get rid of bad self talk - Bar soap vs liquid soap and Tony’s brilliant soap invention - Tony doesn’t understand Twitter or Twitter “remarks” - Arrested Development scenes that Tony doesn’t even remember - Appreciating the present - The best Arrested Development puns - Favorite lines from Veep - And much more WhistlePig: Go to https://barstool.link/WPKFCR to be alerted when our barrel is live Gametime: Download the Gametime app and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Ridge Wallet: Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeBSS and use the code KFC for 10% off your order Betterhelp: KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC to get 10% off your first month Curve: Sign up at https://barstool.link/CurveBSS to receive $20 in Curve Cash. Terms and Conditions Apply. Freebird: Visit https://barstool.link/FreebirdKFC for 20% off.

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.4	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.2	The advice my mom gave me about fucking dudes is the craziest shit I've ever...
0:13.2	I walked in and she was... I was like 16.
0:16.0	She was holding my best friends arm like this when I walked into the kitchen and I was like,
0:19.6	What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
0:21.0	Are you ready for the next one?
0:22.7	There are only a whole... No, no, we'll go half. We'll go half. We'll go half.
0:43.5	We're gonna go half on a half. Let's go half on a half.
0:45.3	Let's go half on a half. Oh yeah, half on a half.
0:48.2	I do. Thank you. I don't want to ice me out no matter what.
1:00.5	I'll turn my back to you to talk to them and I don't want to do that.
1:03.9	Really considerate of you. You're a really good guy.
1:07.3	Yeah, I know. My best boyfriend.
1:09.9	I can't say too far away.
1:16.6	Dude, are we recording?
1:19.3	Yeah, we're going to. I'll be in it.
1:21.3	Oh, yeah. I slept an hour and a half the other night. I could not fucking fall asleep.
1:27.3	And then I was up till 3 a.m. auditioning for a role of man with thinning hair.
1:31.6	You had to work hard in that one.
1:34.8	Shut up, Kim.
1:37.0	No, you know, I was told you might not get it because your hair is not thin enough.
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