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"I work for a bourbon distillery and now I can never leave" Creepypasta

CreepsMcPasta Creepypasta Radio

Creeps McPasta

True Crime, Fiction, Drama

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🗓️ 7 February 2020

⏱️ 21 minutes

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This year at Asda we say Sip Sip Hooray for Christmas.

0:04.0

Our luxurious extra special chocolate espresso martini cream liqueur

0:08.0

is made from cold brew South American Arabica coffee,

0:11.0

combined with triple distilled vodka and indulgent cream.

0:14.4

It's so good. Even the Good Housekeeping Institute loved it,

0:18.1

yet it's still only a sweet 8 pounds per bottle.

0:20.8

Put on a show this Christmas.

0:23.0

Asda, that's more like it.

0:25.0

Selected stores subject to availability 70c.

0:28.0

New Epic eats Banging Bar barbecue from McCoy's. Fire up your taste but with a blend of

0:37.0

smoky sweet and subtle spice. Epic flavor, epic crunch, epic eats, because only the real McCoy's tastes like the real McCoy's.

0:52.0

Expensive booze ruined me. An older friend gave me a sip of a 21 year old

0:57.3

scotch while I was in college and I stopped drinking beer after that. I saved all my money for top shelf liquors that I would savour

1:05.1

over the course of months until I had enough money to buy another bottle. After graduation,

1:10.7

I took a job with a marketing firm and that get me flush so that I could stock two, maybe three bottles in my cabinet.

1:18.0

I still drank sparingly however, savouring the rich flavours and seeking out local distilleries in the snobbish supposition

1:25.5

that it not being widely available made it better.

1:29.2

It tasted more pure, unsolid by rampant commercialism.

1:34.2

I favour earthy and smoky flavours.

1:36.8

I joke that I'd lick a peat bog if given the opportunity.

1:41.6

Mineral flavours are also acceptable, and every now and then I chance upon a full-bodied

1:46.3

spice taste that I enjoy.

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