Welcome to the year 2000.

Everyone, everywhere, is having fun, except me.

On BBC Eye Player.

I worry you're growing up too fast.

Yeah, we can't be your little ducky forever, can I?

Inspired by a true story.

Walk out of this house a boy, one day you'll come back.

When you do, you will be a man.

I won't hold your breath. What it feels like for a girl. I wish I could look like you. come back. When you do, you will be a man. Oh, and hold your breath.

What it feels like for a girl.

I wish I could look like you.

Bebe, you can.

Well, don't you?

Watch on BBC Eye Player.

You know.

You know, Welcome back to Crevecast.

Today we are reading a story called I work at a half-priced voodoo store.

From what I've been told, it seems that this is in,

not an exact parallel,

but it's something that,

if you're a fan of Tales from the Gas Station,

this is something that might skew towards your liking.

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