My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Elfira Eisenberg. I'm a comedian and a parent of the absurdity of telling jokes late at night and then waking up early with a small child in the morning.

I have a new podcast called Parenting is a joke. I'll talk to other funny people who are also parents.

Will we be laughing? Will we be crying? Find out by listening to Parenting is a joke on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Moraka and I'm back with season three of my podcast, MoBituary's.

I've dug up even more stories about the people and things that fascinate me from the fruit that once scandalized the shape of the banana made it taboo to the band that played second banana to the Beatles.

They were lucky to come in second and the truth is they only came in second for about two months.

Listen to MoBituary's on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello the internet and welcome to this episode of I Will Zite on this hill.

Because there are a lot of things, you know, I say with my chest out even once facts facts in quote have proven me wrong.

I will still stand by them. We'll get to a couple of those things. That is courtesy of Johnny Davis.

What's another hill you'll die on? A hill I'll die on?

Like in general, like what's the take? We're like, I'll fucking like me with like soggy fries. I don't give a fuck come at me. I'll fucking that we'll both die here on this hill.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of like a controversial one. I guess, you know, got your Baja Blast being good.

So you would take that like if somebody was like, Baja Blast is fucking dumb, dude.

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