People aren't gonna like this, but I don't think men should be paying for dinner on dates because it's not equal.

If I hook up with that dude that night I could get pregnant and die, so he should have to give me cash too.

On this episode of the Commercial Break, I would discipline you by coming less than five seconds.

You've been a naughty, naughty nurse so you don't get an orgasm today. Or most of our relationship.

I will punish you every time we make love, you will wish you were with someone else.

And I mean that very sincerely.

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

The Hirepons! What the Hirepons?

Oh yes it does, Kats and kittens. Welcome back to the Commercial Break, I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and gorgeous co-host, Kristen Joy-Hodley. That's the U-Krissing.

That's the right.

It bests you out there in the Bud-Gaz universe.

You know I'm reading about a story about a threesome that turned violent after the two...

Violins. After the two girls who were in the threesome, two girls in a guy,

started laughing at the size of the genitalia of the man inside of the threesome.

And it just reminded me of how right I am about this.

Guys, you think you want it? I'm going to talk to the young bucks out there, mainly the young bucks.

I'm going to assume us older gentlemen have at least dabbled in the threesome area.

Because I think it's a pretty common thing to happen. I don't think it happens to everybody.

But I think most guys will find themselves in a situation where two girls...

Actually, any human beings, girls too. I think I find that...

I think girls and a girl and two guys, guys and two girls, they them.

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