Dearest John, it's been a fortnight since I felt your warm embrace.

Dear Sam, such it has since we started the OK Storytime podcast.

Yes, and I have a message for you, a delicious story that I think you'll love sincerely, Sam.

But before that, thine divine two-minute outbreak must happen.

I bid thee farewell.

See you in two minutes.

This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed human.

I went to a spicy club with my girlfriend.

It did not end well.

An unhappy ending.

I really effing regret going there now.

It was my girlfriend's idea to go.

She had brought it up a few times when she was wasted, but I always brush it off.

By the way, this comes from Opening Law 9, and if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R-Sach-OK story time, subreddit. Now, last weekend, she brought it up again, sober this time. She wanted to go to a spicy club together with me, and it had been on her mind for a long time. She said that she was super curious.

So yesterday we went there together after lots of talking and making sure that she was okay with it, we didn't have any rules, though. Anything that happens, we would discuss while we were there, and we would only do stuff that we were both okay with. So we arrive and just chill at the bar for a bit. We watched from a distance. She then asked me if she could buy a dance. I'm cool with this, and we picked out a girl together, and she gets a dance. She's enjoying it. The girl seemed to like it, obviously, and TBH, I thought it was really hot. We talked for a while with her until she needs to go on stage. So now my girlfriend says I should get a dance too. I'm hesitant, but asked her if

this was okay with her and she assured me that she was. I just sit down and my girlfriend goes looking

for a girl and comes back with a pretty brunette. This is relevant. She buys me a dance and I'm sort of

enjoying it. Still feeling a little bit nervous with my girlfriend around but her eyes were glued at us and

she was smiling girl puts my hands on her body and I look at my girlfriend and she nods yes as is

custom and tradition when it's finished we start talking again and the girl asks for my name

I tell her and guess what we used to know each other she's the younger sister of an old friend of mine like six years back. I had only seen her a few times at his house when we met briefly. I didn't recognize her because she used to be blonde and it never once crossed my mind that it could be her. So she's all excited and whatnot, but I see my girlfriend is pissed. So shortly after, we got out of there after saying goodbye.

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