In a land not so far far away, the three bears were treating themselves.

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This isn't just midweek football, it's wide eyed.

Sherpas draw these on a European tour.

It's noisy neighbours turn treble winners doing the post-nam.

It's the red devils burning with scores to settle.

It's the young gunners all fired up with their sights set on glory.

It's the chance to compete with Europe's elite.

This isn't just football, this is everything.

What dreams are better though?

What's the way for Champions League and Europa League live an exclusive on TNT Sports?

Now, I'm unsure where I stand legally with this after signing an NDA.

But those things only matter if you're alive, right?

My name is Mac Habestrow, the Mac is short for McKenzie, and I'm a freelance artist.

Now, I'm not a painter.

In fact, my work revolves around dolls.

I'm not fond of them as much as the next person.

Posting dolls scare me the most.

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