Hello everybody. This is Ethan Glike coming at you live from Sun, Los Angeles.

The date is the 25th of August, Monday, 2025. It's beautiful. It's sunny. I'm here.

And I'm ready to do this. Whoa, damn, what's that? What? Uh, uh, I'm ready to do this

Whoa, damn, what's that?

Hold on,

before I blast you

for whatever's on your head right now

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Dan, what did you join a biker gang?

No, I just decided to try this out.

I mean, last week, you don't remember?

Remember what?

What?

We were watching a video, and there was a bald gentleman who was wearing a bandana.

And I said, I was like like I wish I was cool enough

to to wear a bandana and you all you're all like you are cool enough you you're cool enough to do that

don't remember that what did you dream that I swear to God that never happened I

people say stuff to make people feel better all the time you do remember that I don't even

remember that I know that I probably would have said that had you said that. And I think that it looks great. Okay, wear it, I guess. I mean, it does. If I said that, that that's not. I mean, what's the alternative? Exactly. Exactly. That's better. Cover that up. Don't you dare you guys. Dan, put on your bandana. You look like fucking shit. You guys knew I was insecure about the banana thing. You look awful. And you gasped me up. I just don't pull the rug out from under me. What did I say? I don't even remember this conversation. You look like the guy would buy drugs from in like the fifth grade.

Could someone pull fifth grade?

Yeah.

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