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MrCreepyPasta's Storytime

I Wanted to Show How Much I Loved My Girlfriend, so I Gave Her Crabs by batouto

MrCreepyPasta's Storytime

MrCreepyPasta

Fiction, Arts

4.8 β€’ 2.6K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 14 April 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Missing out on artwork from conventions this year? (If you're also an artist that is affected by the convention cancellations, shoot me an email!)

Chris Oz Fulton: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisOzFulton
Jim Ferguson: https://www.jimfergusonmakingascene.com/
Naomi Romero: https://naomiromero.shop/
Danny Allain: https://theinklinggirl.patternbyetsy.com/
Bruce Brenneise: https://www.brucebrenneise.com/
Handcrafted by Heathens: https://www.handcraftedbyheathens.com/
Jamie Tyndall: https://jamietyndall.net/
NerdyNoveltyDesign: https://www.etsy.com/shop/NerdyNoveltyDesign
Monirose Art: https://moniroseart.com/

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You w h a t?

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/batouto
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_9jYUVs7wI
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fub4mf/i_wanted_to_show_how_much_i_loved_my_girlfriend/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

πŸ’€ Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
πŸ’€ Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
πŸ’€ Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

πŸ’€ Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
πŸ’€ Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Transcript

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0:00.0

I wanted to make tonight's special, I said, gently placing the towel covered box on the

0:06.3

coffee table.

0:08.1

Liz's eyes lit up and a mischievous smile curled over her lips.

0:11.4

Oh no, what'd you get?

0:14.2

I rocked my brain to figure out the perfect gift, I said, looping my arm around her waist.

0:18.8

It had to be, and during symbol of our love, chocolates are digested quickly, flowers,

0:25.2

wither and die over a course of a week.

0:29.2

They wouldn't suffice.

0:31.5

You sure know how to build up the reveal, she said, inch and closer.

0:35.6

I released her with a dramatic flourish, and swiftly inked the towel off the box, revealing

0:39.6

a ten gallon aquarium.

0:42.6

Liz leaned in for a look.

0:44.0

You got me a fish?

0:45.6

But there's no water.

0:47.5

Not fish, I said.

0:49.2

Crabbs.

0:50.2

Two hermit crabs.

0:54.2

For us, we're two of the most adorable, crustaceans imaginable.

1:00.2

Both of them had a pair of black dotted eyes, miniature red pincers, and a colorful spiked

1:04.3

shell.

1:05.3

Liz gasped and placed her hand in front of her mouth.

1:07.6

Oh my god, they're cuter than baby Yoda cuddling a kitten.

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