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🗓️ 21 June 2021
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | My job is easy, almost ridiculously so. |
0:07.0 | For ten hours a night, four days a week, I supervise a conveyor belt and perform |
0:11.4 | remedial functions on a computer. |
0:14.4 | In August, it'll be 19 years that I've been working here, and I still don't know what |
0:19.5 | I actually do. |
0:20.5 | I mean, I know what I do every night for work, but I don't know why I do it, or what purpose |
0:27.2 | it ultimately serves. |
0:29.5 | I can't describe exactly what I do, because the non-disclosures I've signed for |
0:34.1 | bit it. |
0:35.3 | But trust me, when I say you could literally train a monkey to do it, if you really wanted |
0:40.4 | to. |
0:42.1 | The pay is ridiculously lucrative, especially considering the ease of the work. |
0:48.2 | When I first started working here, I thought for sure it was too good to be true, and convinced |
0:53.6 | it was a scam or a pyramid scheme of some kind. |
0:57.4 | My checks are signed by an institution which has no trace on Google, nor any business |
1:02.3 | registries I've looked through. |
1:04.3 | I've never met my boss. |
1:06.7 | If I have one, nor any of my co-workers aside from my driver, Dave. |
1:11.5 | I don't even know the name of the business, or my position. |
1:16.8 | People ask me what I do for work, and nowadays I just tell them I work for the government |
1:21.8 | and can't go into details, because it's easier than explaining the reality. |
1:26.5 | But I'm not even sure if that's accurate. |
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