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"I've worked the same job for 18 years and I still don't know what it is" Creepypasta

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Creeps McPasta

True Crime, Fiction, Drama

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0

My job is easy, almost ridiculously so.

0:07.0

For ten hours a night, four days a week, I supervise a conveyor belt and perform

0:11.4

remedial functions on a computer.

0:14.4

In August, it'll be 19 years that I've been working here, and I still don't know what

0:19.5

I actually do.

0:20.5

I mean, I know what I do every night for work, but I don't know why I do it, or what purpose

0:27.2

it ultimately serves.

0:29.5

I can't describe exactly what I do, because the non-disclosures I've signed for

0:34.1

bit it.

0:35.3

But trust me, when I say you could literally train a monkey to do it, if you really wanted

0:40.4

to.

0:42.1

The pay is ridiculously lucrative, especially considering the ease of the work.

0:48.2

When I first started working here, I thought for sure it was too good to be true, and convinced

0:53.6

it was a scam or a pyramid scheme of some kind.

0:57.4

My checks are signed by an institution which has no trace on Google, nor any business

1:02.3

registries I've looked through.

1:04.3

I've never met my boss.

1:06.7

If I have one, nor any of my co-workers aside from my driver, Dave.

1:11.5

I don't even know the name of the business, or my position.

1:16.8

People ask me what I do for work, and nowadays I just tell them I work for the government

1:21.8

and can't go into details, because it's easier than explaining the reality.

1:26.5

But I'm not even sure if that's accurate.

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