Hey there kids, it's me, Mr. Creepypasta, and I just wanted to take one second of your

time to tell you about something before we move on to tonight's story.

This coming weekend, that is to say June 21st to the 23rd, I will be at the Greater Philadelphia

Expo Center in Oaks, Pennsylvania at two many games.

Pretty sure you guys have seen that a lot as a whole bunch of YouTubers that usually come

to too many games.

I've gone there for a couple of years in the past, actually, and I'm going back again.

So, if any of you guys want to hang out too many games, if any of you guys want to play

games, too many games, and also I'll be doing a couple of my game shows and a few horror

story panels, I would really love to see you guys there.

Seriously, it means a lot to me every time I get a chance to actually meet you guys in

person.

So, that's it.

That's the only announcement, and I'm sorry for taking up your time.

On to tonight's story.

Nothing scares me.

I live for adventure.

The unknown, the undiscovered and the sweet rush of adrenaline that courses through my

veins every time I stare smiling into the very face of death and give...

Give him a finger.

I've hunted grizzlies in the Alaskan wilderness, I'm with nothing but a bow to give my apex

predator prey a fair shot at winning.

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