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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

I’ve Dedicated Myself to Altering the Curvature of the Earth (with Lauren Theisen)

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Drew and Roth talk to Defector’s Lauren Theisen about daylight savings time, sports reporting, Aaron Rodgers, and NHL updates. Plus, Guy of the Week and questions from the Funbag! Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0

We're back, we're back, it's a distraction, I'm true, that's wrong, are you doing wrong?

0:07.3

Feeling great man, you know, like pretty great.

0:10.4

That doesn't sound, it doesn't sound like a mean it, I need you to be talking to myself

0:14.6

into it, I'm just feeling kinda, I don't know.

0:17.6

You know it's hack to point out that the sun going down at 4.45pm impacts your mood,

0:22.8

it has really impacted my mood, I feel like my day's never start now.

0:26.6

I'm just like constantly wondering if it's time for dinner all day long.

0:29.8

I hate to go against you on this, but I've decided that I'm tired of people bitching about daylight saving stuff.

0:36.6

Oh yeah, well it's a boring thing to bitch about, it's like Colin Robinson shit,

0:40.7

like the sun going down earlier and earlier, am I right?

0:43.6

Like it's just like it's a buzzkill, and yet it is real to me.

0:47.0

Like I've complained about it in the past, and I get you know the sort of seasonal affect disorder light

0:53.9

that everyone gets, you know, when the sun goes down that early.

0:56.9

But also like this isn't fucking new, the law's been there my whole life, and like even if the law wasn't there,

1:03.8

and they did change the law so that it's shorter than it used to be.

1:07.1

But like, you know, even if the law wasn't there, the days are still gonna get shorter.

1:12.1

Like there's nothing you can do about that, that's I have altering the curvature of the fucking earth.

1:16.2

So I don't, you know, like I just got, I just accept it, it's just there.

1:19.8

This is why I've dedicated myself to altering the curvature of the earth.

1:23.4

Some people bitch about it, but I'm about changed as a small business owner.

1:26.7

I'm about results, I'm a results guy.

1:28.4

I'm at Frisky Moon, I got my son, my last kid vaccinated over the weekend.

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