I'VE CAUGHT THE WORST STD: PREGNANCY.

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Society & Culture

4.3 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

I have an announcement. It’s really personal and life changing, and I wasn’t even sure I was gonna say anything publicly... but I’m incapable of keeping anything private, so I had Sean come back on the podcast to help me discuss it extensively.

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0:00.0	Porn Hub.
0:03.0	Porn Hub.
0:05.0	Porn Hub.
0:10.0	The Porn Hub Podcast.
0:12.0	Hi everyone, welcome to the Porn Hub. podcast.
0:16.0	Hi everyone, welcome to the Porn Hub Podcast. This is a very special episode.
0:19.0	Here to join me is Sean, who's husband now last time you were here you were my boyfriend
0:26.0	True very true so that's a little that's news update we've been married for like what?
0:33.0	Since July?
0:35.0	No, since June.
0:36.0	Okay, that was a test and you failed.
0:38.0	That's okay.
0:39.0	That's okay.
0:40.0	What's one thing?
0:41.0	Okay, so Sean is here to help me make a very big announcement. That's right.
0:49.2	I'm really nervous to say it. Do you want a drum roll? No, no, I don't.
0:57.0	Okay, so I'll just come out and say it.
1:01.0	What's the news? The news is that I've caught the worst STD of all. Oh really? Yes, pregnancy. But um, um, and we're keeping it. Yes, we are.
1:13.7	I feel like every time I tell anyone that I'm pregnant,
1:17.9	I have to be like, oh, I'm pregnant, oh, and I'm keeping it.
1:22.0	Well, yeah, because that's the new part. Yeah I mean no it's been like a really long time since I had an abortion but it's true I think even like even maybe I mean I guess even now but especially like maybe a year ago a year and a half two years, if I told any of my friends or my family
1:44.3	that I was having a kid, people would have just assumed
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