4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Sun Express Airlines. |
0:04.0 | Planning your next get-away? Early bird offers are here. |
0:08.0 | Flights to Turkey from just 5999, perfect for couples escaping the daily grind. |
0:13.0 | Soak up the sun in Antalya or explore Izmir's vibrant streets. |
0:18.0 | Why settle for tea time when happy hour in Turkey awaits? These nonstop |
0:22.5 | flights won't last long. So book now, tan later at sunexpress.com. |
0:29.4 | Talk to nicely. |
0:30.9 | The green coats come storming into my house. Shotguns and M4s up and aimed at me as a dozen mouths. |
0:38.3 | Shout for me to get Get on the ground! |
0:39.3 | Don't move. |
0:40.3 | Hands up! |
0:41.3 | Are there bears? Keep your hands where we can see them. |
0:43.3 | Put your hands behind your head. |
0:45.3 | On your knees! Are there any bears present in the house? |
0:48.3 | Why are your hands behind your head? |
0:49.3 | Sir, are there any bears in the house? |
0:51.3 | I said on your knees. |
0:53.3 | Answer the damn question. |
0:54.6 | Are there any fucking bears in the house? |
0:57.0 | One thing you never expect to say in your life is, |
1:00.0 | I was raided by park rangers. |
1:02.3 | But I'd be lying if I didn't admit I was expecting them to show up sooner rather than later. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dr. NoSleep Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Dr. NoSleep Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.