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"I Took a Job as a Park Ranger, I Was Given a Strange List Of Duties" Creepypasta

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🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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0:00.0

Working as a park ranger was a big deal for me.

0:05.0

I've always loved the outdoors, and getting paid to patrol hiking trails and check on campsites felt like a dream.

0:13.0

It was only a seasonal job, but I was still content with the allocated time I was given.

0:19.0

I'd been assigned to a remote national park, miles from anything resembling civilization.

0:25.6

My station was a tiny cabin in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by dense forest.

0:31.6

There was an even cell service most of the time.

0:35.6

First day in the job was pretty standard. I met Ed, my supervisor.

0:42.6

He's this older guy, maybe in his 50s, with a kind of weathered face that says he's been out

0:48.7

here way too long, nice enough but kind of distant. He handed me a basic book full of protocols, how to check the trail damage, what to do if

1:00.0

you encounter a bear, how to handle lost hikers, stuff you'd expect.

1:06.0

But then, tucked in between the normal sections, there was this page titled Special Procedures.

1:13.6

The front looked older, like it hadn't been updated in years, and it stood out immediately.

1:20.6

The rules on the page, well, they were different.

1:29.7

Ignore the screaming after midnight, never acknowledge the lake when it reflects the moon.

1:35.2

If you hear footsteps behind you, do not turn around.

1:41.2

I actually laughed when I first read them.

1:44.0

I thought it was some kind of joke the older rangers played on the newbies.

1:48.5

But when I asked Ed about it, he didn't laugh.

1:52.9

He didn't even smirk.

1:55.5

He just said, follow them, and you'll be fine.

2:02.6

That's it. No explanation, no elaboration.

2:05.6

I even tried pushing him a little, asking why these rules are in there, and if this was some kind of hazing thing.

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