I Think I Swallowed A Clementine!

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jason with a surprise new segment. Long time listeners can probably guess what it is in 60 seconds or less. As always, we have some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before we head into the ‘Situation Room’. We close out this episode by drafting ‘Best Colors’ and the guys must rationalize why their picks are the best. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads, when you run out of this great show and you're like,
0:03.5	ah, I want more shows.
0:05.5	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:09.8	You can become an official spitwad of our Patreon,
0:14.0	have access to everything we've ever made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:31.6	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations,
0:34.9	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:39.3	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:43.3	Oh, we're ready to we elect your booty.
0:46.9	Skiv-da-da-da-p-p-b-d-d-pend-the-pooty.
0:48.1	What?
0:51.3	We had to find the ending.
0:52.7	No, we didn't.
0:55.3	We had no need to find the ending. That's where didn't. We had no need to find the ending.
0:56.9	That's where we are.
0:58.5	I'm not sure where we ended.
0:59.6	I don't know.
1:01.6	I know there was a booty in there.
1:02.3	I think it was... I went with a poody.
1:03.1	Please tell me that was a booty.
1:04.6	It was a pooty?
1:05.1	I went with pooty.
	...

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