I swear you’ll never see a weekend like this ever again
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Bring out the history books, it was a weekend for the ages in the Premier League. Paul Tierney popped up in the Chelsea huddle, Igor Tudor didn’t recognise his own member of staff and Konstantinos Mavropanos made excellent use of his face. Max Dowman also made Premier League history while we’re at it.
Marcus, Luke and Jim drink it in on today’s Ramble. Come and have a sip while it’s still warm.
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| 0:00.0 | Be happy when the sun shines, everybody. |
| 0:02.4 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:04.8 | Chelsea had a huddle and Max Dowman got a cuddle. |
| 0:07.2 | It's Monday 16th March. |
| 0:08.7 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.5 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:10.3 | And I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:32.1 | Hello, everybody. Hello everybody, just like that the weekend was over, but fear not we're here to entertain you, lift your spirits and guide you all the way back to Friday. |
| 0:34.6 | But we're not going to do that today, we're going to do that throughout the week. |
| 0:36.9 | How can I hate Mondays? The rambles released on one. |
| 0:37.8 | There you are. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.3 | Jim Campbell smiling away. Look at him. Yeah, just enjoying my Monday. Name on the trophy. Do you want to say something about the Max Dalman cuddle thing at the start? What do you mean? He's only 16. Yeah. So he might want to just make it clear that it was perfectly appropriate. Yeah. |
| 0:52.9 | Yeah. He had to get changed |
| 0:53.5 | in a different |
| 0:53.8 | restroom, didn't he? |
| 0:54.5 | He did. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.8 | Did he really? |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah, he's too young. |
| 0:57.8 | It's a safeguard. just make it clear that it was perfectly appropriate. Yeah. Yeah. He had to get changed in a different restroom, didn't he? |
| 0:54.5 | He did. |
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