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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

I still got it C*ck S*ckers!

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz talks with Lee Syatt about his birthday, passing drug tests, why Lee Is going to get sued in Florida and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's happened you savages? It's Tuesday the 20th of February. The check-in is brought to you by

0:06.7

Manscape. Let me ask you something. How those New Year's resolutions do it? You may not have lost those 10 pounds yet, but at least you got

0:15.5

clean balls and that's all that matters. It's never too late to level up your

0:20.2

grooming with manscate. Listen, what, you got a fat little stomach,

0:24.4

but you got a big day and a lot of personality.

0:26.8

And the lumbaw of 5.0 Ultra will really bust out that unit of death.

0:32.2

Not to mention, it's got two skin safe blade heads, one for

0:37.1

taking a little top off, a little bit off the top, and the other one is a four blade for a

0:42.2

super smooth shave.

0:44.2

Let me tell you something, I just shaved my nuts ache day and around the totem pole of death

0:49.1

and it looks fucking magnificic and it smells even better. I'm 61 years old. It smells like a Greek salad around

0:56.3

the fucking stick with all that air. But if you're looking for the full experience,

1:00.4

grab Manscapes Performing Package 5.0. Why Joey? Because you're going to get the lawnmower,

1:06.2

you're going to get an ear and nosehead trimmer, which is tremendous, and an essential aftercare products that you need.

1:14.6

Manscape keeps you looking good, smelling good,

1:18.3

and your nuts even smelling better.

1:20.7

Even if you fart, the Manscape

1:23.0

sense that they tell you, the rejuvenator, whatever,

1:26.0

whatever, listen, it overtakes the whiff of the muffler.

1:29.0

So that's how Manscape is doing these days,

1:32.0

motherfuckers.

1:33.2

So do yourself a favor.

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