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"I Split Myself in Two" Creepypasta

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🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

I always wanted to be a scientist ever since I can remember the exact field in which I was

0:07.6

obsessed changed week to week from paleontology to othonology to physics to entomology.

0:14.4

As college got closer, I settled on biochemistry.

0:19.6

It was around the time that I was graduating from undergrad

0:22.2

when gene editing found itself on my radar.

0:25.5

I became obsessed. So much so that I almost flunked in my last quarter because I was so focused on

0:31.2

learning everything I could about viral vectors, CRISPR,

0:33.9

recombinant animals and bacteria. But I made it through and now I'm in a PhD program

0:39.7

looking at the possibilities that lie in the CRISPR-KAS9 technology.

0:44.7

My lab takes rats that are genetically predisposed to all manner of genetic diseases and

0:49.6

we try to cure them via gene editing.

0:52.7

It's really quite simple when you get down to it, just like cutting and pasting.

0:57.2

You clip out the bad gene with CRISPR-KAS9, then either provide the body with the correct

1:01.3

gene or hope the body repairs that cut correctly.

1:04.8

I was working on a rat that had metastatic cancer, tumors roiled under the thing's fur,

1:11.2

great-grown masses that partially immobilized it.

1:14.1

Funny thing, cancer, it's immortal. It's just doing what cells usually do, but forever,

1:21.2

never-ending mitosis, splitting in two to create more of itself.

1:27.1

That was the gene I was targeting, a gene that had to do with the mitosis that was faulty

1:31.8

in the poor little rat. It's still hard to believe how stupid I was, how careless.

1:40.0

I went to inject the rat with my cocktail of castline protein and nucleotides.

1:44.5

It squirmed at the side of the needle.

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