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Let's get something straight before I start.

I'm not and wasn't a peeping Tom.

When I say I spider my grammar in the shower, I mean once, one time, singular.

It wasn't something I did regularly, it's some kind of Freudian habitual neurosis.

Trust me, once was enough.

Spying on people wasn't a childhood preoccupation of mine.

Okay, yes, I was spying on the family in the shower and had been for a few weeks before the grammar incident.

But the goal wasn't to see their naughty parts.

I was a normal kid and the majority of my thoughts were on normal kid things like Cartoon Network and N64.

It's important to me that you understand this.

I was an innocent kid, even by the standards of most seven-year-olds.

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