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Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Today's phone tap, brought you by Danielle. Take it away, Danielle. All right, so here's how this phone tap's going to go. Nick went out to a bar last night, and he said it was with his friends. But really, he met me. And now I got his girlfriend's phone number, and I'm going to try and break him up. Is that sound right, Nick?

That sounds correct. And, uh got his girlfriend's phone number, and I'm going to try and break him up.

Is that sound right, Nick? That sounds correct. And Christy, your girlfriend, you think she's going to be a little upset with me? Yeah, she'll probably flip out. All right, all right. Let's call Christy. Okay. You sure you want to do this? Yep. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Christy, please? This is Christy.

Hey, Christy, my name's Lauren, and I met Nick last night at the Boathouse in Belmar. Okay. And we had a couple of drinks, and I actually was playing with his cell phone, and your number came up. Uh-huh. And I was just wondering, are you guys dating each other? He is my boyfriend. Oh, well we may have a little bit of a problem.

And why was that big? Well, he bought me a couple of drinks last night and one thing led to another

and we wound up at my house last night. I just hope that you never see me because I will rip your head off.

Wait, wait, wait.

First of all, I did not know he had a girlfriend. He told me he did not have a girlfriend, but I thought I would call you and check with you first. Actually, you know what? You know what? You know what? He told you didn't have a girlfriend. That's fine. But you know what? you're going to have to dump him now because honestly

I want to be with him and after I saw what he

has pierced down below, I definitely

want to go back for seconds. Oh, my God. Oh, well, you can have what you want, honey, because you know what? If he doesn't want, he's going to do it against you. And I don't even understand how after one night you think, like, oh, he's the one for you. But that's fine.

You can have him.

If he's going to be a scumbag like that, he can be a scumbag to you all you want. Well, come to think of it. He did tell me he had a girlfriend, but I did him anyway. All right. Well, good for you. Nice talking to you. Thanks for calling me. I basically wanted to call you just to tell you to lay off because I wanted him.

You're calling me to tell you to lay off because I wanted him.

You're calling me to tell me to lay off my boyfriend.

You got a lot of nerve, right?

Why do I have a lot of nerve?

If I see something that way...

You think that it's your business going into somebody else's phone, getting someone's number,

then calling them and telling them to lay you up.

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