If it wasn't for that moment, Alex and Sam wouldn't be lost in their favourite track at the club.

They wouldn't have shared that electric night front row at a music festival.

Or bonded over techno records talking all night long until the sun came up.

If it wasn't for that moment, when they were both scrolling on Tinder, and suddenly,

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This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Monday.

The 8th, I can't believe it's the 8th of May already.

Isn't it frightening? Where does the time go? Honestly, two days I should be lying on that

hospital bed, the drip in my arm and all the rest of it, trying, basically, although

last night I had the best night's sleep I'd had in ages, ages and ages and ages.

And I think what I'd done is, I, um, I opened a bottle of Prosecco and I had two glasses out of it.

And then I kind of went off Prosecco, which is most unlike me.

And I remember to do all my injections before I climbed into bed.

And you know, I don't think I woke up once.

In fact, I'm pretty certain actually. Because when I woke up this morning, I remember thinking, good God, I've actually managed to get through the whole night without work. Because normally, if you're diabetic, you kind of wake up in the night maybe once or twice to go to the toilet. And this time I didn't. Anyway, enough of my problems. Back down to poor Honey G. The talentless Honey G. You know, doing these is I wicked and all that kind of rubbish, I'm afraid.

Her debut single failed to crack the charts because you saw through this whole fraud.

You decided that it was just a novelty act, and I'm afraid novelty act, not even a very interesting novelty act.

So now they say she's been offered money to appear on dancing on ice.

I love it in this country. We applaud failure. We applaud people, you know, I say honey, you say, no. It is ice. Thank you. So unfortunately, the old woman with a silly baseball cap on and the dark glasses, we've seen through you, love. We've seen through you. You're a fake. And what are you going to do?

You're going to keep it on for the dancing on ice thing. Are we going to see the true old woman underneath that?

Possibly, they'll be going, unfortunately, if she takes off the hat and the dark glasses,

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