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So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

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Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair...

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

Hey I'm FK and I'm FK.

And I'm Joles.

Welcome to I Said What I Said.

The Unslisted Opinions Podcast. Hello guys hi hi hi hi how you doing how's everybody doing okay

how's everybody doing okay

call for with you what have you been up to these last one have I

two weeks up to these last two weeks? So what I've definitely not been up to is sleeping.

I'm currently existing on coffee and many supplements. I have one of those Monday to Sunday

vitamin stuff so if I don't take all the things I'll die. I've been working but yeah

that's what I've been doing. What else have I been doing? Absolutely nothing I've been pretending to be like part of his firm

So what happens is that in the morning I'm good afternoon. I give them like salad you know lettuce wrap

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