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This is John.

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Guaranteed Human.

I rejected my childhood friend

because I didn't want his mother as my mother-in-law.

It's not your mom.

Yeah.

Not the mama.

Don't marry your friend.

I 20 female have grown up with my childhood friend 22 male who will call John.

John left for the army when he was 18, but despite that, we stayed in touch, and I even visited him once or twice where he was posted. By the way, this comes from user Lazy Present, 2382, and if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R-slash OK Storytime subreddit. I used to love John's mother, who will call Amy, when I was younger,

but when I was 15, I overheard her say some mean things about me and my siblings behind our

backs to John, who she knew I liked at the time. She said some nasty things like I might

become a gardening tool because my birth mother was one, and for context, me and my siblings

are all adopted as well as all of Amy's kids.

Or my father told her, I don't clean myself, which I know isn't true, because my father often complained to her that I showered too often.

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