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i regret killing the queen with my mind powers

Drama Mama


Drama, Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Fiction

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🗓️ 27 December 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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This week Ben drops a bombshell: he's having second thoughts about "killing the queen" sparking a hilarious yet heartfelt confession about his egrets. Ben also spills about his upcoming stint at The Emmy's, pulling the curtain on the production side of the event. Ben also proclaims his unexpected addiction to Panera lemonade, wondering if lemonade rehab is in his future. Tune in for a chaotic, zany escapade filled with laughter, quirky confessions, and Ben's knowledge of world history? This episode of Drama Mama is an absolute riot! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/DramaMamaYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/DramaMamaBENOFTHEWEEK If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/DramaMamaBENOFTHEWEEK Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Bad news everybody.




Since last week I have ordered one extra large size Panera bread charged lemonade


every single day I've gone off the deep end this week. Very much


spiraled into depths that I did not know my psyche could reach and but at the same time not


I could reach and but at the same time have experienced transcendent highs that I once thought were not possible.


I thought were not possible. I think I have an addiction now. Like every morning the second the second the second that Panera Bread opens I order a large charge lemonade which the death toll I think is now sitting at three and I chug it it activates my brain in ways that have not been activated in a very long time.


What I mean by that is this morning after like a quarter of my Panera charged lemonade I wrote I


planned out and wrote a whole movie script like an entire movie script it's there's very few drugs that I've tried, but it's because that I know some of them I would become too powerful if I were to ever experience them. And caffeine is one of them. And I don't fuck with coffee. I don't


like most energy drinks. And here I am. I found my maker, my match. And it is the


strawberry mint, Panera bread. and I am not saying this to do like don't drink this do not drink do not buy this still because look where I am I look like I look like a ball of lint that was like reanimated by like black magic


but that's not the main thing I want to talk about today because this, because this is like a side note.


This is just like the over, this is an overarching story arc of me


descending into, uh, fucking addiction in by way of caffeine and strawberry charge lemonade.


What I want to talk about today is,


while I've been having this like amazing spiritual experience of discovering caffeine in copious amounts


I also have been like actually


Dealing with like demons in a very real way and not like saying like I'm fighting


demons like I need to thug it out and fight my like I am talking legitimate


fucking demons and I am so scared.


Let me explain.


So, when I was like younger, I really kind of delved into black magic. My friends and I, especially like in


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