I Pretended to Have a Job Offer (Fake) so My Boss Would Pay Me More Money… and It Actually Worked
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 1 June 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I pretended to have a job offer so my boss would pay me more money and it actually worked. |
| 0:06.4 | Here's what happened. |
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| 0:11.6 | I worked at a chain salon in the bell for notifications. |
| 0:12.8 | I worked at a chain salon in the US for minimum wage plus tips. |
| 0:16.9 | We got paid on a sliding scale. |
| 0:19.0 | The more you added services, the more your hourly pay. |
| 0:22.0 | Then, for back to school, we started offering $10 haircuts. |
| 0:26.0 | It's dumb to offer a big discount on back to school, |
| 0:29.0 | because that's when everyone needs a haircut, but whatever. |
| 0:33.0 | To advertise this sale, we had to stand on a rickety step stool and hang a 10-foot long, 3-foot-wide |
| 0:38.8 | banner off the roof of our store. |
| 0:40.9 | The step stool alone made it a dangerous task, but on top of it the sidewalk was uneven. |
| 0:46.8 | Our manager insisted we do it twice a day, open and close. |
| 0:51.0 | In case someone steals the banner banner because certainly someone would want to |
| 0:54.8 | steal a banner with our logo that says $10 haircuts. It was annoying but I was |
| 1:00.0 | looking forward to my next paycheck. I had a high service dollar per hour, which should have meant a bigger hourly pay and paycheck. |
| 1:07.6 | Except it didn't. That $7 per haircut discount? It was coming out of our final service dollar calculations and |
| 1:15.2 | we ended up making significantly less than usual. I'd worked there for years and |
| 1:20.2 | this was the smallest back-to-school paycheck I'd ever seen. |
| 1:24.0 | I went in the next day and was ticked. |
| 1:26.8 | That morning, a coworker who was a total brown nose and gossip, |
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