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🗓️ 19 May 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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0:00.0 | The bar I worked at didn't even have a name. |
0:05.0 | The sign up front had been blank since the early 2000s, and nobody who came in cared enough to ask what the place was called. |
0:13.0 | We could have been called, Drink Here, and it wouldn't have changed the thing. |
0:19.0 | Most of our regulars were either in debt, |
0:22.1 | going through their third divorced or waiting to die. |
0:26.1 | Or for a few, it was a combination. |
0:29.9 | I worked at the bar because it paid me in actual money, |
0:33.8 | not drink tokens or promises, most of the time. |
0:40.3 | I was behind on rent again. My bank account was so low it rounded to zero, |
0:43.3 | and I'd already tried every get-rich quick scheme that TikTok, |
0:47.3 | read it, and sheer desperation had to offer. |
0:51.3 | I didn't have the face for tutoring or the charm for streaming, and drop shipping |
0:56.5 | died before I figured out what the hell it even was. That night, I was wiping down a chipped |
1:03.5 | glass for the sixth time, wondering if I could call in sick tomorrow and still keep the job. |
1:09.9 | I stared at the TV bolted above the bar. Usually, it was |
1:15.1 | sports reruns or weather warnings. That night, some televangelist was pacing around a fake church |
1:22.2 | set, waving a crucifix like he was directing traffic. He was going on about demons, speaking in a voice that cracked between shouts and sobs. |
1:34.1 | People in the audience were crying. |
1:36.7 | It looked like bad theatre. |
1:39.7 | But what made me freeze was the giant number at the bottom of the screen. |
1:46.2 | Cleansing services start at $2,49. |
1:51.9 | I blinked at it. |
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