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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

"I Ousted a Toxic-Ass Boss... Now How Do I Celebrate!!!!?" feat. Chris Gethard

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jordan + Michelle bring writer, actor, and once-and-future "King of Hipster Comedy," Chris Gethard, to the Bell House stage. Jordan gets town halled by the audience during Professor Buteau's Black History Month lesson on Michael Jackson, Chris opens up about managing his current state: Bored New Jersey Dad, and Michelle explains how one can achieve higher levels of “rizz" -- Google it!!

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0:00.0

This is Justin from The Generation Y, and we're doing a four-part series on rambling the story of

0:05.0

Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack and held at Rikers Island for three

0:10.7

years without trial. This story is about a young life caught in the middle of the justice system.

0:16.1

Listen to Generation Y on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:20.2

I'm Kara Clank, and I'm Lisa Trager. We're comedians and hosts of That's Messed Up,

0:24.8

an SVU podcast on exactly right. Every Tuesday, we take you through an episode of

0:29.2

Law and Order SVU, the crime it's based on and chat with Celeb guests from the episode.

0:33.6

Listen to That's Messed Up on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:40.4

Hey! Hey, hey you! Look at you. You have a turtleneck on. I know. You have like a golden tunic.

0:49.7

It's beautiful. What is that? It's an adult crop. You know what I mean? I like an adult crop.

0:54.5

Like let it come down to the belly button, you know? And then when I raise my hand,

0:59.8

uh-oh. You get a little bit of skin but not too much. Sure. A little bit. Just a dollop of do you. A scotch.

1:06.0

I love it.

1:06.8

What's up? Welcome to Adulting. I'm Jordan Carlos. I'm joined as always by my co from Go,

1:28.3

Michelle Butteau. Try to catch her if you can. You can't. She's booked. Why?

1:33.3

Easy and blessed. And she looks amazing. Uh, you can't see but she's wearing a bold red lip today.

1:38.5

Her hair is great. Her tunic looks amazing. And I love her. Oh my god. What in the wedding

1:43.5

speech is going on? Thank you so much. Thank you so much. You have a turtleneck on. Like you

1:49.4

about to go back to school. Let's talk about it. Is it cashmere? It's a hundred percent.

1:54.8

It's a hundred percent casual cashmere. Nice. And uh, it hides all the wrinkles in my neck because

2:00.2

I'm getting sold. The wrinkles of the neck is a real thing. I looked at my neck the other day.

2:04.1

I was like, what in the tree trunk is going on? You know how you get the little rings in the tree?

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