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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Content advisory: This episode contains mentions of suicide and domestic violence, which may be triggering to some.

It's the eve of the Sadie Hawkins Dance, and the Hellmouth has some fresh bullshit for Buffy and the gang to deal with. Things get violent when students start reenacting a ghostly echo of a dispute between the spirits of two felonious star-crossed lovers from 1955. Spooky yet…romantic? Giles is in denial thinking Jenny is reaching out from beyond, but Willow knows better and delves into Jenny's Pagan sources to deal with the haunting of the Hellmouth without Giles' aid. Meanwhile, Cordi’s biggest issue this week is the prospect that the girls have to ask the boys to the dance AND PAY!? Through all this, Angel, Spike and Dru have some cringe moments while they figure out if they're going to "Love it or List it!" Get ready, Rewatchers! This episode had us shook!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:19.4	I'm glad I've been hip-a-violation memorial hospital.
0:23.2	Death is coming, I can't believe you.
0:25.1	Too hot about that, my dude.
0:26.7	And that's on fate, baby.
0:28.0	Luckily, the scoops are fucking there.
0:30.2	They were quick.
0:31.2	Willow is nodding to this, because she's like, you're gonna have like a hundred and seven
0:34.5	degree fever.
0:35.5	How are you gonna fight this thing?
0:36.5	And Buffy's like, I don't give a fuck.
0:37.8	And as Xander leaves the medical records room, she literally boops his snoo-he fucked around
0:44.7	and found out.
0:45.7	I love when Xander goes, like off.
0:47.8	Yeah, Xander gets like super hot.
0:49.8	Xander gets more hot when he gets like off.
0:52.7	He does.
0:53.7	So can I blame my girl Joyce for shooting her mother fucking shot?
0:57.4	Absolutely not.
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