I Need You To Wash Me

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Is a nursery the right place for an elderly man to get washed? Does Fool #1 really need a nursing home?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:06.4	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.6	And the name of the letter is a game of cat and mouse every night.
0:15.8	A game of cat and mouse every night.
0:18.2	We'll get into that in just a bit.
0:20.1	Uh-huh.
0:20.7	Sounds interesting, right?
0:21.9	We'll see what it's all about in a few.
0:24.5	But right now, the nephew is here for today's prank phone call.
0:27.8	What you got for us, Neff?
0:30.0	I'm going to go deep into my stupid archives, Shirley.
0:33.0	I need you to wash me.
0:37.0	I need you to wash me. I need you to wash me.
0:40.9	There ain't no sense of me washing myself.
0:43.2	I need you to wash me.
0:47.2	How am I doing?
0:48.5	It's just washed.
0:48.9	It's just washed.
0:49.1	It's the same as washed.
0:51.2	I got this.
0:52.3	You know I've been working on it.
0:53.9	Whether the weather be cold or whether
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