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I Need to Warn You About a Product Called Natural Magick by KateMonet

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MrCreepyPasta

Fiction, Arts

4.8 β€’ 2.7K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

We continue the Halloween Countdown 2019 with a story from NoSleep and how sometimes buying certain things online end up badly.

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0:00.0

I currently work at a large well-known bank as an anti-money laundering investigator.

0:08.3

For those who don't know, every bank in the US is required to have an investigation

0:11.8

unit that will monitor their own customers from money laundering or terrorist financing.

0:17.4

If that sounds a little creepy, it's because it kind of is.

0:21.0

Believe me when I say your significant other isn't the only one keeping an eye on your bank

0:24.2

account.

0:25.2

And yes, I've seen some weird stuff.

0:27.0

The job comes with its fair share of paper pushing, but there's also the copious

0:31.0

googling and social media creeping that I have to do for the actual investigation part

0:34.6

of things.

0:35.6

Oh, admit that part of it can be kind of fun sometimes.

0:39.6

Other times you can learn things about your customers you wish you'd never had.

0:43.2

So a few weeks back while doing routine transaction monitoring, I noticed a handful of unrelated

0:49.9

customers that all had purchases from Amazon natural magic, being the curious investigative

0:55.5

type that I was hired to be, I searched Amazon for this natural magic.

1:01.0

Immediately, hits for a company selling supplements under the same name came up.

1:05.5

They offered one product, natural magic, original formula, and two different forms.

1:12.5

Pill or loose soluble powder.

1:15.6

The labels told it a laundry list of health benefits, including everything from maximum

1:19.6

immunity reinforcement to increased healthy glow.

1:23.8

And it probably won't surprise you to know that this stuff didn't run cheap.

1:28.4

$50 for a 30-day supply.

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