All right guys I selfishly had a baby this week or actually last week I asked you I asked you not to I asked you to wait a little bit because we had a lot of

Shit to do a lot of commitment. I was like can you just at least get to your goddamn due date but

couldn't do it selfishly I think you did it just to piss me off I did it just to fuck with you

just to fuck with me you love to know

Noah and I had a plan all along I know just to fuck with me well turns out

it hurts turns out glad she's here she now that she's here we really like now that she's here we

she is so pretty I'm like it's I mean she looks like Simon no offense

but she's got his like lips and his little chubby cheeks.

Someone said oh it's Simon with a vagina but then but then I believe that was our

doctor but then Valentina is like oh, I think she looks more like Aaron.

So, you know.

Really?

Oh, wow.

Well, either way, her arrival has just derailed us a little bit.

So we don't have an episode this week, because I'm getting,'m taking like you know six days of

maternity leave if that's okay with everyone honestly that's a lot yeah I was I

don't need to remind you I was I was working I was oh yeah here we go I was I was working I was I was I was hosting Valencina here we go just hear me out okay I

had my one day old in the car I mean not with the engine on you know and then while I was and a person

Leslie while I was hosting Valentina's fifth birthday.

I was like, I was out at a party with a one day old.

Okay, well another week we'll do the medal ceremony obviously, but for now we're taking

the week off, we apologize.

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