We're back! We're back! It's the distraction! I'm through! That's raw! That's a new year raw!

Hey man, happy new year! How's it going?

A new year to you! You living in a zoo!

No, hey! That's not how the song goes! That's very...

Goddamn!

Happy, this will post the anniversary of the Capitol Riot. What are you going to do in celebration of the first anniversary of the Capitol Riot?

Maybe wear some Drakkar noir and go to like a Benagons or something like that?

Yeah, well I'm just gonna go to a Bass Pro Shop and assert my constitutional rights to make everyone upset there.

I think that's what the founding fathers would have wanted.

Did I ever tell you why I went to a Bass Pro Shop tonight, eight? At the restaurant? At the Bass Pro Shop?

Yeah, that's a classic. Any time I've asked for restaurant recommendations in a city that I do not live in, people are like,

Oh yeah, you got to go to the Bass Pro Shop there.

Yeah, they had alligator fritters. I was like, oh, I got one of those because I wanted to be Mr. Exotic.

And I was like, these aren't really all that good. It wasn't like, it wasn't disgusting.

It was just unmemorable. And I expected my first bite. I expected it to bite me back, but it didn't happen.

No, not transporting in any way to the Bayou Fenties. You thought that you would just wake up in hard target?

That's right. That's a good movie. Our guest, our first guest of 2022, is an old guest, it's GQ Sportswriter Tyler Tyler.

Tyler Tyler, how are you?

Listen, y'all know what it is. I don't know why I got me on this podcast talking about all this white shit, but you know what? I'm gonna allow it.

I'm gonna allow it today. I don't know if it's a good way to start my 2022 with this type of just filthy shit y'all talking about, but you know, I'm here.

It's not a visual medium, so our listeners can't see this. Tyler is wearing a ski mask right now.

Just absolute balaclava mode to the max, which I respect as a choice for your podcast guest.

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