“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward. Then a caller tells me why his partner has been chewing his food and spitting it into his mouth for several years, plus learn about the couple’s journey to drug addiction recovery, and a final caller speaks on his dense past that inspired him to move across country and start a new life. Don’t pass out fruit this Halloween. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Oh fuck these people called me these people who I'm trying to call right now they called they
0:04.9	text me an hour ago.
0:06.7	Hello?
0:08.3	Hey what's up man it's the gecko guy?
0:10.3	Hey man I'm not gonna lie. I was trying to call... You didn't say anything just now.
0:17.0	Oh, you're trying to fall asleep.
0:19.0	Oh, I was trying to fall asleep and then you...
0:21.0	You called me. I did yeah I woke you up. It sounds yeah I woke you up that sounds yeah
0:27.6	well you have two options I'm gonna hold on what's your first what's your name
0:31.8	oh yeah I'm yeah Well, hold on. First of all, what's your name?
0:35.0	Oh, yeah, my name is...
0:39.0	Should I say my name? I'll say my name is... I'm gonna...
0:40.0	Your name, your name to me is Lewis. I'm going to call you Lewis. Lewis you have two options.
0:46.7	You can either I mean actually you have infinite options but I'm going to pretend like you have two options.
0:51.5	You can either go back to sleep and hang up or you could talk to me.
0:56.6	You know what? I'll uh, yeah, I'll spend some time.
1:04.0	How close were you? You were really close to falling asleep before I called you back.
1:07.0	I actually was. I didn't even know who was calling me.
1:10.0	I'm just like,
1:11.0	who the fuck is calling me.
1:12.0	Like, oh shit shit it's the therapy
1:14.3	gecko. Are you sweating right now? Uh? Not gonna lie. Maybe. No not the moment, but I think I was on the brink.
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