I'm Not Here For The Funeral! I'm On A Run! r/IDontWorkHereLady
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🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 176 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome back to the channel. I hope you're all doing well. |
| 0:04.2 | Today I've got for you three hours of R slash I Don't Work Here Lady Stories, starting with this |
| 0:09.5 | brand new story. I'm not here for the funeral. I was jogging in a small town, parked downtown. |
| 0:16.4 | After my jog, I walked into the town cemetery. It's a small, picturesque cemetery on a hill dating back to the 1830s. |
| 0:23.2 | It's still active. |
| 0:24.6 | They occasionally do burials, but I didn't know that. |
| 0:27.4 | I was wearing colourful running gear. |
| 0:29.7 | I didn't look like a mourner or like a cemetery employee. |
| 0:32.9 | As I was walking, a car pulled up next to me. |
| 0:35.9 | The driver, an elderly man about 85, looked at me |
| 0:39.1 | angrily and barked at me. Where do we go? I thought, what does he mean? Why is he angry at me? |
| 0:45.6 | Why is he even stopping here? He just kept barking. Where do we go? Which made it half for me to think |
| 0:51.9 | about what he meant or what to say. |
| 0:58.7 | Finally, I said, I don't know, and walked away. |
| 1:00.6 | This happened many years ago. |
| 1:05.1 | Now that I'm older myself, I realize that he was probably confused and upset, |
| 1:09.5 | looking for the burial site for a funeral and not able to express himself. |
| 1:11.2 | Okay, thought that was going to be funny. |
| 1:14.0 | Turned out it was actually kind of sad. |
| 1:18.9 | But that does remind me, I actually need to go for a run myself. |
| 1:22.7 | My face on the building, but somehow I'm not the owner. |
| 1:24.8 | I love this subreddit. |
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