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The Commercial Break

I'm Meta-Pregnant!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he discusses the UGA animal breeding program. Krissy has to sit and listen to Bryan retell the losing his virginity story...for the 12th time. He recalls being grounded "until further notice". Which encouraged him to get in more trouble! Finally, the Metaverse is real (real in the Meta sense) and Bryan has some predictions about how it will play out. Get ready for Meta-babies...it is coming! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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How big is...

0:02.0

How...

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Fuck...

0:04.0

Fuck...

0:06.0

Fuck...

0:08.0

Fuck...

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Fuck...

0:12.0

On this episode of the commercial break...

0:14.0

I think this is universal because now I do it with Matthias and Mia.

0:18.0

I like having fun with Mia Sophie as I can fun name to say.

0:21.0

But when Matthias is in trouble, I'm like Matthias Daniel.

0:24.0

Matthias Daniel Green.

0:26.0

I don't know why the fuck...

0:28.0

Who started that?

0:30.0

It's like instinct that just comes in.

0:33.0

That's so strange.

0:35.0

So he said your grounded.

0:37.0

That's the grounded.

0:39.0

Well he said you fucked.

0:40.0

Your fucked.

0:41.0

Your life is over.

0:42.0

You're fucked.

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